Here's my secret family recipe for eggnog. (Warning-- contains raw eggs)
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Wednesday, December 12, 2012
Recipe: Exquisite Eggnog
Monday, December 10, 2012
Holiday Cocktails: Cherry Splash
Cherry Splash
Recipe courtesy Jill Davie
Cherry Splash
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Ingredients:2 oz. Silver rum
1/2 oz. amaretto, almond-flavored liqueur
1/2 oz. Luxardo maraschino cherry liqueur
Ice
Wedge of lime
Splash of maraschino cherry juice
Maraschino cherry for garnish
Preparation:Pour rum, amaretto and cherry liqueur in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake until ingredients are well combined and chilled. Pour into a highball glass filled with ice. Squeeze a lime wedge over drink and drop into glass. Add a pour of cherry juice and garnish with a maraschino cherry.
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Thursday, December 1, 2011
Recipe: Candy Crunch
Candy Crunch
- Yield: About 1 3/4 pounds
- Nutrition: See Below
- Prep Time: 10 Minutes
- Cook Time: 5 Minutes
Recipe Tools
Ingredients
- 4 cups (half of 15 oz. bag) pretzel sticks or pretzel twists
- 4 cups (24 oz.) white chocolate chips
- 1 (14 oz.) can Eagle Brand® Sweetened Condensed Milk
- 1 cup dried fruit (dried cranberries, raisins or mixed dried fruit bits)
Instructions
- LINE a 15 x 10-inch jellyroll pan with foil. Place pretzels in large bowl.
- MELT chips with sweetened condensed milk in large saucepan over low heat. Cook and stir constantly until smooth. Pour over pretzels, stirring to coat.
- SPREAD mixture immediately into prepared pan. Sprinkle with dried fruit; press down lightly with back of spoon. Chill 1 to 2 hours or until set. Break into chunks.
Lena Austin
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Sunday, November 13, 2011
Holiday Recipe: Impossible Hot Toddy Pie
Who can resist a Hot Toddy on a cold night? Not me!
Impossible Hot Toddy Pie1 1/2 c. canned eggnog1/2 c. sugar1/2 c. Bisquick4 eggs2 T rum OR 1 tsp rum flavoringground nutmegSpiced Whipped Cream (optional)Heat oven to 350F. Spray a pie plate with non-stick cooking spray, butter flavored is best. Place all ingredients except nutmeg in blender or food processor. Cover and blend on high 15 seconds. Pour into prepared pie plate. Sprinkle with nutmeg. Bake until knife inserted in center comes out clean, about 40 minutes. Cool at least 5 minutes. Serve with Spiced Whipped Cream if desired.Spiced Whipped Cream: Beat 1/2 cup chilled whipping cream in a chilled bowl, adding 1 T. sugar and 1/4 tsp. ground nutmeg until stiff peaks form. Do not over beat.Note from Lena: I'm not kidding on the chilled bowl for the whipped cream. Place your mixer bowl in the refrigerator before you even make the pie. The colder your bowl is, the easier the whipping of the cream becomes and you're less likely to have it "break" if you're unfamiliar with beating whipped cream to stiff peaks.As an alternate, please feel free to use Cool Whip Free or other product of a similar nature.
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Saturday, November 12, 2011
Recipe: Tres Leches Cake
Tres Leches Cake
Makes 12 to 15 servings
One package (about 18 oz.) white cake mix, plus ingredients to prepare mix
one can (14 ounces) sweetened condensed milk
one cup milk
one cup (1/2 pint) whipping cream
one container (8 oz.) whipped topping, thawed
fresh fruit
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Spray a 13 by 9 by 2 inch baking pan with nonstick cooking spray.
2. Prepare cake mix according to package directions. Bake about 35 to 40 minutes or until cake is firm to the touch. Remove cake from oven; cool five minutes.
3. Meanwhile, combine sweetened condensed milk, milk and whipping cream in a four cup measure. Poke holes all around the warm cake, using a wooden skewer or toothpick. Slowly pour milk mixture evenly over top of holes on cake. Let cake cool 10 to 15 minutes more to absorb all liquid. Cover and refrigerate cake in pan at least one hour.
4. When cake is completely cool, spread whipped topping evenly on top. Cut into pieces and serve with fresh fruit. Keep cake covered and refrigerated.
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Friday, October 21, 2011
Hot Spiced Cider
Hot Spiced Cider
8 cups apple cider or apple juice
1/4-1/2 cup brown sugar
6 inches stick cinnamon
1 tsp whole allspice
1 tsp whole cloves
8 thin orange wedges or slices (optional)
8 whole cloves (optional)
In a large saucepan combine apple cider and brown sugar. For a spice bag, place
cinnamon, allspice, and 1 tsp whole cloves in a double thickness of cheesecloth.
Bring up corners of cheesecloth and tie with string. add spice bag to cider
mixture.
Bring to boiling; reduce heat. Cover and simmer at least 10 minutes. Meanwhile,
stud orange wedges with whole cloves. Remove and discard the spice bag. Serve
the cider in mugs with a studded orange wedge in each. Makes 8 (1 cup) servings.
Note from Lena-- Use the crock pot and don't bother with the boiling. Set it all
up and let it simmer on Low at least 4 hours. No peeking! Serve it up with the
orange wedges.
Source: 1989 BHG cookbook
Lena Austin
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8 cups apple cider or apple juice
1/4-1/2 cup brown sugar
6 inches stick cinnamon
1 tsp whole allspice
1 tsp whole cloves
8 thin orange wedges or slices (optional)
8 whole cloves (optional)
In a large saucepan combine apple cider and brown sugar. For a spice bag, place
cinnamon, allspice, and 1 tsp whole cloves in a double thickness of cheesecloth.
Bring up corners of cheesecloth and tie with string. add spice bag to cider
mixture.
Bring to boiling; reduce heat. Cover and simmer at least 10 minutes. Meanwhile,
stud orange wedges with whole cloves. Remove and discard the spice bag. Serve
the cider in mugs with a studded orange wedge in each. Makes 8 (1 cup) servings.
Note from Lena-- Use the crock pot and don't bother with the boiling. Set it all
up and let it simmer on Low at least 4 hours. No peeking! Serve it up with the
orange wedges.
Source: 1989 BHG cookbook
Lena Austin
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Thursday, December 30, 2010
The Control Journal saved me!
The week before Christmas, my DH Randy became deathly ill. What started out as a cold-like flu morphed horribly into a very bad case of pneumonia, though I didn't know it at the time. When Randy asked to see a doctor, I knew then he was very sick. I took him to Solantic and they called an ambulance!
I had minutes to make the necessary phone calls, grab up our roomie, and drive to the hospital. I knew better than to break speed laws, much as I wanted to. While at the house picking up our roomie, I also quickly packed a few necessities for my husband's comfort. Then, I remembered one thing I'd need-- my Control Journal.
In my Control Journal was many of the things that kept me organized and --as the name implied-- in control. While our roomie drove us to the hospital, I updated the journal and made a few notes to myself as to who to call. The emergency section wasn't as filled out as I'd like, but you live and learn. That minor problem has been corrected.
As my husband was transferred from the ER of one hospital to a bed in another hospital and finally the ICU, my Control Journal and my FlyLady routines kept me from chaos both at home and while sitting at my DH's side. Now my DH is recovering, yet my house is clean and my sink is shiny.
I highly recommend the Control Journals. There's one for almost everyone and every need-- the housewife, the student, the teacher, the working woman, the financial problems, losing weight (called Body Clutter), and even one just for keeping control during the holidays.
www.flylady.net/images/OCJ.pdf is my personal control journal choice because I work at home, but if you Google "FlyLady Control Journal" you'll find a nice selection. You can also go to http://www.flylady.net/ to see and learn how to finally love yourself (FLY) and gain control over CHAOS (Can't Have Anyone Over Syndrome.) You'll be glad you did.
Lena Austin
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Saturday, December 11, 2010
Recipe: Easy Fudge
Reduced Fat Chocolate Fudge
3 cups (18 oz) semi-sweet chocolate chips
1 14-oz can fat-free sweetened condensed milk
dash salt
1-1/2 tsp vanilla extract
1. In a heavy saucepan over low heat, melt the chips, milk, and salt. Stir
constantly. Your patience will be rewarded.
2. Remove from heat and stir in vanilla.
3. Spread evenly into a wax paper lined square pan.
4. Chill 2 hours or until firm. Turn fudge out on a cutting board and peel the
paper off. Cut into 28 squares. Store chilled.
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3 cups (18 oz) semi-sweet chocolate chips
1 14-oz can fat-free sweetened condensed milk
dash salt
1-1/2 tsp vanilla extract
1. In a heavy saucepan over low heat, melt the chips, milk, and salt. Stir
constantly. Your patience will be rewarded.
2. Remove from heat and stir in vanilla.
3. Spread evenly into a wax paper lined square pan.
4. Chill 2 hours or until firm. Turn fudge out on a cutting board and peel the
paper off. Cut into 28 squares. Store chilled.
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Monday, December 6, 2010
Recipe: Friendship Tea to Give as a Gift
When I was a kid, this was the gift to get from my mother.
Friendship Tea
18 oz Tang orange drink mix
1 cup instant iced tea
2 cups granulated sugar or Splenda
1 package lemonade Kool-aid mix
1-1/2 tsp ground cinnamon
3/4 tsp ground cloves
Mix and place in a well-sealed jar or other decorative container. For hot tea, mix 2/3 T of mix and 1 cup hot water.
Lena Austin
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Sunday, December 5, 2010
RECIPE: Tres Leches Cake from Lena Austin
I'm lazy! Using a cake mix to save time suits me. This turns out delish! Because it's white, it lends itself to a holiday celebration.
Lena
Tres Leches Cake
Makes 12 to 15 servings
One package (about 18 oz.) white cake mix, plus ingredients to prepare mix
one can (14 ounces) sweetened condensed milk
one cup milk
one cup (1/2 pint) whipping cream
one container (8 oz.) whipped topping, thawed
fresh fruit
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Spray a 13 by 9 by 2 inch baking pan with nonstick cooking spray.
2. Prepare cake mix according to package directions. Bake about 35 to 40 minutes or until cake is firm to the touch. Remove cake from oven; cool five minutes.
3. Meanwhile, combine sweetened condensed milk, milk and whipping cream in a four cup measure. Poke holes all around the warm cake, using a wooden skewer or toothpick. Slowly pour milk mixture evenly over top of holes on cake. Let cake cool 10 to 15 minutes more to absorb all liquid. Cover and refrigerate cake in pan at least one hour.
4. When cake is completely cool, spread whipped topping evenly on top. Cut into pieces and serve with fresh fruit. Keep cake covered and refrigerated.
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Saturday, December 4, 2010
Recipe: Snowballs
I've been making these since I was seventeen. That's over 30 years.
Snowballs
1/2 c. confectioner's 10x sugar
1/4 tsp salt
1 cup butter, softened
1 tsp vanilla
2-1/4 c all purpose flour
1/2 c chopped pecans
More 10x sugar (an extra bag is wise)
Makes 5 dozen, so set up a lot of cookie sheets while the dough chills. You may use silicon mats, if desired.
Mix the first three ingredients together well. Stir in the vanilla. Now gradually add the flour. Be patient. When all the flour is gone, now work in the nuts. Cover the bowl with foil and chill it well, at least an hour or two.
Pour the extra confectioner's sugar into a shallow bowl or pie plate. If you have helpers, give them each their own pie plate and storage container. From here on, everything moves pretty quickly, so being set up in advance makes the process go more smoothly.
Turn your oven on to 400F now and allow it to warm up. Use a melon baller, teaspoon measure, or a small child's hands to form the dough into 1-inch balls. Don't be tempted to make them larger. Place them on ungreased cookie sheets. Bake at 400F for 8-10 minutes until set but not brown. As soon as you can pick them up, roll them in the powdered sugar and put them on a rack to cool. Roll them again in the sugar, then put in storage containers. You may use any leftover sugar to pack around the cookies for storage, if they make it to the pantry at all.
Lena Austin
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Thursday, December 2, 2010
Decisions, Decisions...Will you help?
Please email me at: voiceomt2002@gmail.com
I need help deciding what to take with me to a Christmas party. Here are my choices:
1. Creamy Coffee Eggnog made with coffee, eggnog, whipped topping, and cinnamon (Really high carb, and easily served cold)
2. Crock Pot Chai-- a hot chai tea mix kept warm in the crock pot (Easy, hot, but difficult to transport)
3. Freezer Canapes-- meat spreads served on small bread squares. (Convenient, but I can't eat any because of the bread.)
Lena Austin
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Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Recipe: Christmas Blondies
Christmas Blondies
Ingredients
- 2/3 cup butter, softened
- 2 cups packed brown sugar
- 2 large eggs
- 1 Tbsp. cherry brandy or cherry juice (optional)
- 1-1/2 tsp. baking powder
- 2 tsp. vanilla
- 1/4 tsp. salt
- 2-1/4 cups all-purpose flour
- 1 cup chopped walnuts, toasted*
- 3/4 cup chopped white or dark sweet chocolate
- 1/2 cup coarsely chopped candied cherries
Directions
1. Heat oven to 350 degrees F. Lightly grease a 13x9-inch baking pan.2. In large mixing bowl beat butter on medium speed 30 seconds. Add brown sugar; beat until well-combined. Beat in eggs, brandy, baking powder, vanilla, and salt. Add flour; beat just until blended. Stir in nuts, chocolate, and cherries. Spread in prepared pan.
3. Bake 30 minutes or until golden. Cool completely in pan on wire rack. Cut in bars. Makes 24 bars.
4. *Spread nuts in shallow baking pan. Toast in 350 degree F oven for 5 minutes.
Nutrition Facts
- Calories240,
- Total Fat (g)10,
- Saturated Fat (g)5,
- Monounsaturated Fat (g)2,
- Polyunsaturated Fat (g)3,
- Cholesterol (mg)32,
- Sodium (mg)125,
- Carbohydrate (g)34,
- Total Sugar (g)24,
- Fiber (g)1,
- Protein (g)3,
- Calcium (DV%)5,
- Iron (DV%)5,
- Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet
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Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Recipe: Cherry Almond Balls
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I made these the other day. OMG, they are candy...don' t treat them like anything else. Oh, and keep the dough chilled. Do not neglect the sprinkles. You need a coating.
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Monday, November 29, 2010
Recipe: Exquisite Eggnog
So, here's my secret family recipe for eggnog. (Warning-- contains raw eggs)
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Sunday, November 28, 2010
Recipe: Crock Pot Chai Tea (Make ahead)
Crock Pot Chai Tea
2 quarts (8 cups) water
8 bags black tea
3/4 cup sugar or Splenda **
16 whole cloves
16 whole cardamom seeds, pods removed
5 cinnamon sticks
8 slices fresh ginger
1 cup milk
Optional: more cinnamon sticks
** Chai is generally a sweet drink, but you may reduce the sweetener to taste
If whole spices are not easily available, you may use powders. However, you will
wish to strain through several layers of cheesecloth or a coffee filter before
serving.**
1. Combine water, tea bags, sugar, cloves, cardamom, cinnamon sticks and ginger
in your slow cooker. Cover and cook on HIGH 2-2.5 hours.
2. Strain mixture and discard solids. (At this point, the chai tea may be
covered and refrigerated up to 3 days.)
3. Just before serving, stir in the milk. Serve warm or chilled with additional
cinnamon sticks for garnishes, if desired.
Makes 8-10 servings.
2 quarts (8 cups) water
8 bags black tea
3/4 cup sugar or Splenda **
16 whole cloves
16 whole cardamom seeds, pods removed
5 cinnamon sticks
8 slices fresh ginger
1 cup milk
Optional: more cinnamon sticks
** Chai is generally a sweet drink, but you may reduce the sweetener to taste
If whole spices are not easily available, you may use powders. However, you will
wish to strain through several layers of cheesecloth or a coffee filter before
serving.**
1. Combine water, tea bags, sugar, cloves, cardamom, cinnamon sticks and ginger
in your slow cooker. Cover and cook on HIGH 2-2.5 hours.
2. Strain mixture and discard solids. (At this point, the chai tea may be
covered and refrigerated up to 3 days.)
3. Just before serving, stir in the milk. Serve warm or chilled with additional
cinnamon sticks for garnishes, if desired.
Makes 8-10 servings.
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Thanksgiving Leftovers 1-- Thanksgiving Pie
Alice Johnston's Thanksgiving Pie
Serves 4 to 6
Serves 4 to 6
Leftover gravy, heated
Leftover turkey, chopped
Leftover stuffing/dressing (whatever you call it at your house)
Leftover mashed potatoes
Leftover veggies
Leftover cranberries
Leftover turkey, chopped
Leftover stuffing/dressing (whatever you call it at your house)
Leftover mashed potatoes
Leftover veggies
Leftover cranberries
Preheat 375 degrees.
In an 8 to 9 inch pie pan, press the leftover stuffing into a bottom to make a pie shell of sorts. Next, make a layer of potatoes, then veggies. Add the chopped turkey to the heated gravy and mix well. Pour that turkey mixture into the middle of your pie and put it in the oven. Bake for 20 minutes or so until completely heated through. Serve with leftover cranberries.
Note from Lena: Yeah, yeah! I know, you're not sure this will taste good. Trust me. The dressing/stuffing makes a fantastic crusty pie shell. In fact, you may want to make this in a casserole dish. The guys were disappointed there was "so little."
Lena Austin
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Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Recipe: Roast Turkey with Sage Butter
Monday, November 22, 2010
Recipe: Praline Yams
This recipe has been in my stash for the past twenty-plus years. I got it off a can of yams, and it's been the best recipe I've found to date. If you serve a lot of folks with a sweet tooth, double or triple this. You've been warned.
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Sunday, November 21, 2010
Recipe: Apple Caramel Pie in the Crock Pot
Sue Hamilton, Minooka, IL
Makes 8-10 servings
Prep. Time: 5 minutes
Cooking Time: 3 hours
Ideal slow-cooker size: 4- to 5-qt.
2-crust refrigerated pie dough pkg.
2 22-oz. cans apple pie filling
1 tsp. cinnamon
12 caramel candies
1. Press one crust into half the bottom of a cold slow cooker, and an inch or so up half its interior side. Overlap by ¼ inch the second crust with the first crust in center of slow cooker bottom. Press remainder of second crust an inch or so up the remaining side of the cooker. Press seams flat where two crusts meet.
2. Cover. Cook on High 1½ hours.
3. In a bowl, mix together pie filling, cinnamon, and caramels.
4. Pour mixture into hot crust.
5. Cover. Cook on High an additional 1½ hours.
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